John Carlberg's Resume
English Department Department of Languages and Literatures College of Letters and Sciences University of Wisconsin-Whitewater Whitewater, WI 53190 920/568-1633
OBJECTIVE: A low-demand, high-paying job leading to even less work and higher pay.
EDUCATION: None.
EXPERIENCE: May 1989-June 1989, Paper Route.
ACTIVITIES: National Couch Potato Champion, 1998.
REFERENCES:George Dubya Britney Spears Atty. Gen. John Asscroft
